As I bit into the nectarine, it had a crisp juiciness about it that was very pleasurable—until I realized it wasn’t a nectarine at all, but A HUMAN HEAD
~Author : Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Famous Quotes

No human thing is of serious importance.
~Author : Plato Inspirational Sayings

I believe that uncertainty is rally my spirit’s way of whispering, I’m in flux. I can’t decide for you. Something is off-balance here.
~Author : Oprah Winfrey Nice Quotes

And while the law of competition may be sometimes hard for the individual, it is best for the race, because it ensures the survival of the fittest in every department.
~Author : Andrew Carnegie Great Sayings

No form of art goes beyond ordinary consciousness as film does, straight to our emotions, deep into the twilight room of the soul.
~Author : Ingrid Bergman Meaningful Sayings

Words are the pen of the heart, but music is the pen of the soul.
~Author : Shneur Zalman Wise Quotes

Economics is extremely useful as a form of employment for economists.
~Author : John Kenneth Galbraith Motivational Sayings

When there is a lack of honor in government, the morals of the whole people are poisoned.
~Author : Herbert Clark Hoover Famous Quotes

A man is not what he thinks he is, but what he thinks, he is.
~Author : Max R Hickerson Inspirational Sayings

A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.
~Author : Zsa Zsa Gabor Nice Quotes

It is never too late with us, so long as we are aware of our faults and bear them impatiently.
~Author : Jacobi Great Sayings

Men will fight long and hard for a bit of colored ribbon.
~Author : Napoleon Bonaparte Meaningful Sayings

The great thing in this world is not so much where we are, but in what direction we are moving.
~Author : Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr Wise Quotes

I have nothing but contempt for the kind of governor who is afraid, for whatever reason, to follow the course that he knows is best for the State and as for the man who sets private friendship above the public welfare – I have no use for him either.
~Author : Sophocles Motivational Sayings

It is the Vague and Elusive. Meet it and you will not see its head. Follow it and you will not see its back.
~Author : Lao Tzu Famous Quotes

This is on me.
~Author : Dorothy Parker suggested for her tombstone Inspirational Sayings

The most beautiful as well as the most ugly inclinations of man are not part of a fixed biologically given human nature, but result from the social process which creates man.
~Author : Erich Fromm Nice Quotes

The man who regards his own life and that of his fellow creatures as meaningless is not merely unhappy but hardly fit for life.
~Author : Albert Einstein Great Sayings

The minute one utters a certainty, the opposite comes to mind.
~Author : May Sarton Meaningful Sayings

The most pathetic person in the world is someone who has sight, but has no vision.
~Author : Hellen Keller Wise Quotes

Language is a living, kicking, growing, flitting, evolving reality, and the teacher should spontaneously reflect its vibrant and protean qualities.
~Author : John A Rassias Motivational Sayings

Peter Well, I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late, ah, I use the side door–that way Lumbergh can’t see me, heh–after that I sorta space out for an hour. I just stare at my desk, but it looks like I’m working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch too, I’d say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work.
~Author : Office Space Famous Quotes

Solo homers usually come with no one on base.
~Author : Ralph Kiner Inspirational Sayings

Where there is no vision, the people perish.
~Author : Proverbs 2918 Bible Nice Quotes

To be an adult is to be alone.
~Author : Jean Rostand Thoughts of a biologist 1939 Great Sayings

Government, even in its best state, is but a necessary evil in its worst state, an intolerable one.
~Author : Thomas Paine Meaningful Sayings

A legal or religious ceremony by which two persons of the opposite sex solemnly agree to harass and spy on each other… until death do them join.
~Author : Elbert Hubbard Wise Quotes

All dimensions are critical dimensions, otherwise why are they there?
~Author : Russ Zandbergen Motivational Sayings


History is a cyclic poem written by Time upon the memories of man.
~Author : Percy Bysshe Shelley Famous Quotes

Seeds of faith are always within us; sometimes it takes a crisis to nourish and encourage their growth.
~Author : Susan L Taylor Inspirational Sayings

Half the failures of this world arise from pulling in one’s horse as he is leaping.
~Author : Augustus Hare Nice Quotes

The only rules comedy can tolerate are those of taste, and the only limitations those of libel.
~Author : James Thurber Great Sayings

If you leave home for a while … you question the conventional wisdom you’ve grown up with. That doesn’t mean you have to change your opinions or who you are, but it’s good to ask the questions.
~Author : Molly Ringwald Meaningful Sayings

What’s meant to be will always find a way.
~Author : Trisha Yearwood Wise Quotes

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
~Author : Gloria Steinem attributed Motivational Sayings

Going to the opera, like getting drunk, is a sin that carries its own punishment with it, and that a very severe one.
~Author : Hannah Moore Famous Quotes

In spite of everything, I still believe that people are really good at heart.
~Author : Anne Frank from the diary of Anne Frank Inspirational Sayings

We are wise when we learn from one another. We are strong when we contain our impulses. We are honored when we honor others.
~Author : Rabbi Mark David Finkel Gov Craig Benson Inaugural Speech January 9 2003 Nice Quotes

I have suffered a great deal from writers who have quoted this or that sentence of mine either out of its context or in juxtaposition to some incongruous matter which quite distorted my meaning , or destroyed it altogether.
~Author : Alfred North Whitehead Great Sayings

Misfortune shows those who are not really friends.
~Author : Aristotle Meaningful Sayings

Faint heart never won true friend. O my friend, may it come to pass, once, that when you are my friend I may be yours.
~Author : Henry David Thoreau Wise Quotes

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
~Author : H L Mencken Motivational Sayings

The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you’ve got it made.
~Author : Jean Giraudoux Famous Quotes

We need to find God, and he cannot be found in noise and restlessness. God is the friend of silence. See how nature–trees, flowers, grass–grows in silence see the stars, the moon and the sun, how they move in silence…we need silence to be able to touch souls.
~Author : Mother Theresa Inspirational Sayings

National Health Insurance:
The compassion of the IRS
The efficiency of the Postal Service
All at Pentagon prices!!!!
~Author : Seen on a bumper sticker Nice Quotes

I see something that has to be done and I organize it.
~Author : Elinor Guggenheimer Great Sayings

Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it.
~Author : Mahatma Gandhi Meaningful Sayings

The reason there are so few female politicians is that it is too much trouble to put makeup on two faces.
~Author : Maureen Murphy Wise Quotes

Wayne All I have to say about that is asphinctersayswhat. Arcade owner What Wayne Exactly.
~Author : Wayne’s World Motivational Sayings

Creative power, is that receptive attitude of expectancy which makes a mold into which the plastic and as yet undifferentiated substance can flow and take the desired form.
~Author : Thomas Troward Famous Quotes

Those who say religion has nothing to do with politics do not know what religion is.
~Author : Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi Inspirational Sayings

Life’s a voyage that’s homeward bound.
~Author : Herman Melville Nice Quotes

The sane appear as strange to the mad as the mad to the sane
~Author : Joe Orton What the Butler Saw Act II Great Sayings

Do not speak ill of the dead.
~Author : The Seven Sages Meaningful Sayings

There is no king who has not had a slave among his ancestors, and no slave who has not had a king among his.
~Author : Hellen Keller Wise Quotes

It is not the mountain we conquer but ourselves.
~Author : Edmund Hillary Motivational Sayings

It is not the going out of port, but the coming in, that determines the success of a voyage.
~Author : Henry Ward Beecher Famous Quotes

Science has sometimes been said to be opposed to faith, and inconsistent with it. But all science, in fact, rests on a basis of faith, for it assumes the permanence and uniformity of natural laws – a thing which can never be demonstrated
~Author : Tyron Edwards Inspirational Sayings

This only is certain, that there is nothing certain; and nothing more miserable and yet more arrogant than man.
~Author : Gaius Plinius Secundus The Elder 2379 Nice Quotes

Of all sad words of tongue and pen the saddest are these, what might have been.
~Author : John Greenleaf Whittier Great Sayings

Courage is the power to let go of the familiar.
~Author : Raymond Lindquist Meaningful Sayings

Outstanding leaders appeal to the hearts of their followers – not their minds.
~Author : Author Unknown Wise Quotes

I?ve seen too much hate to want to hate, myself, and every time I see it, I say to myself, hate is too great a burden to bear. Somehow we must be able to stand up against our most bitter opponents and say:?We shall match your capacity to inflict suffering by our capacity to endure suffering. We will meet your physical force with soul force. Do to us what you will and we will still love you…. But be assured that we?ll wear you down by our capacity to suffer, and one day we will win our freedom. We will not only win freedom for ourselves; we will appeal to your heart and conscience that we will win you in the process, and our victory will be a double victory.
~Author : Martin Luther King Jr A Christmas Sermon for Peace on Dec 24 1967 Motivational Sayings

Two people kissing always look like fish.
~Author : Andy Warhol Famous Quotes

My feeling is that there is nothing in life but refraining from hurting others, and comforting those who are sad.
~Author : Olive Schreiner Inspirational Sayings

The older I get, the more I feel
almost beautiful…
~Author : Sharon Olds Oprah Magazine May 2004 Nice Quotes

The presidency is temporary-but the family is permanent.
~Author : Yvonne De Gaulle Great Sayings

That’s the nature of women not to love when we love them, and to love when we love them not.
~Author : Miguel de Cervantes Meaningful Sayings

Advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill bucket.
~Author : George Orwell Wise Quotes

If you are distressed by anything external, the pain is not due to the thing itself but to your own estimate of it; and this you have the power to revoke at any moment.
~Author : Marcus Aurelius Antoninus Motivational Sayings

History is a pact between the dead, the living, and the yet unborn.
~Author : Edmund Burke Famous Quotes

Love is being stupid together.
~Author : Paul Valery Inspirational Sayings

All that really belongs to us is time; even he who has nothing else has that.
~Author : Baltasar Gracian Nice Quotes

Eternity is not something that begins after you are dead. It is going on all the time. We are in it now.
~Author : Charlotte P Gilman Great Sayings

Harriet What do you look for in a woman you date Charlie Well, I know everyone always says sense of humor, but I’d really have to go with breast size.
~Author : So I Married an Axe Murderer Meaningful Sayings

What looks like a loss may be the very event which is subsequently responsible for helping to produce the major achievement of your life.
~Author : Srully D Blotnick Wise Quotes

We act as though comfort and luxury were the chief requirements of life, when all that we need to make us happy is something to be enthusiastic about.
~Author : Charles Kingsley Motivational Sayings

It’s not failure, but low aim is crime.
~Author : Lowell Famous Quotes

When I pass, speak freely of my shortcomings and my flaws. Learn from them, for I’ll have no ego to injure.
~Author : Aaron McGruder Inspirational Sayings

He that is soon angry dealeth foolishly…
~Author : Proverbs 1417a Bible Nice Quotes

Don’t miss out on life just to stay alive.
~Author : Adam Burrell Great Sayings

Some people never say the words ‘I love you’ It’s not their style to be so bold. Some people never say those words ‘I love you’ But, like a child, they’re longing to be told.
~Author : Paul Simon Meaningful Sayings

Do not bite at the bait of pleasure till you know there is no hook beneath it.
~Author : Thomas Jefferson Wise Quotes

So far, about morals, I know only that what is moral is what you feel good after and what is immoral is what you feel bad after.
~Author : Ernest Hemingway Motivational Sayings